Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
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