She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Judging by the ckaw marks on my back i'm gonna go out on a limb and say that blonde chick was a werewolf. A sexy, kinky werewolf.
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
I just jerked him off with one hand while holding my wine glass with the other and watching Congo. I feel like this was a preview to my married life...
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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