Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Woke up in a pile of people on the floor. His dad was already up and ask me to help him cook bacon because "7 lbs can be a mother fucker"
I either need to get adopted or have someone's baby, but I'm joining that family
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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