after a month anything with tits is on the radar
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I have grass duct taped all over my body
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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