I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
that's why i use the vibrator in the tanning bed. multitasking. plus then my rooms doesnt know how pathetic of a life i lead.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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