oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
boyfriend complimented me on my new prada shoes today. he is officially either gay or the man im gonna marry. knowing my luck it's all of the above.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
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