good news, i'm not pregnant. bad news, i had sex with ***** last night and i think i'd rather be pregnant
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
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