A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
I feel like I should have backed off when "I love you" came out on the third date. Now I'm in her bed wondering which door my shrine is behind. Fuck.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Randomize
