forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
I say "glasses of whiskey" like I didn't chug it out of the bottle
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
But, if I start dating you brother, I can't talk to you about the sex anymore!! Like... Can we talk about it anonymously?! I just won't use his name.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
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