No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
Randomize
