so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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