i just broke my key off in the door of my house because the engine wasnt starting
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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