i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I have a high opinion of you, you smash bitches. Respect.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
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