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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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