It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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