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• (586): View more from Michigan

  I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk

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  I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent

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• (406): View more from Montana

  we convinced you the moon was a planet...again

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about

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• (415): View more from California

  i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language

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• (306): View more from Saskatchewan

  i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.

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• (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.

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