Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
A homeless man in dtwn SF was blasting lil wayne and singing at the top of his lungs. I kinda wanted to give him my life savings
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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