Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Just purchased ketchup, body wash, and lube. Hope you're ready for the post-memorial-day-cookout-shower-anal.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I learned that I order a bunch of dollar shots at the bar and once it's ready turned around and say "who wants pay?" And someone will pay
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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