Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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