I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
Randomize
