Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
Randomize
