Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
His bootycalls folder in his contacts are divided into regions, we should have all become airline pilots.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
That dude you fucked three years ago just won Jeopardy
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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