these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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