Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
He gave me his business card. It was a Justin Bieber trading card with his number written in sharpie. I have to call him don't I?
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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