Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I'm at McDonalds and when I walked up to the register the guy said "I'm so sorry." Before I said a word. That's how bad my hangover is.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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