Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I just sat on the floor of my shower for 20 minutes to punish myself for drunk me's decisions.
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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