How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
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