wat bout pragnant strippers??
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
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