TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'm both gender and math confused
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