just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I just want somewhere where I can sit down, without changing my clothes, that will serve me breakfast food and booze. Is that too much to ask?
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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