Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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