so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
Hiding in a kitchen with no pants orange juice abs a pillow...please joun
I haye tequella
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
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