So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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