god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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