I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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