ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
Tonight will bring shame to my future grandchildren.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
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