Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I am the girl who goes to bed with her make-up on so that she doesn't have to fully redo it in the morning. I am obviously not ready to be a mother.
How does that even work?
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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