Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Plan B is the new Plan A
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
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