I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I wish i was in the wii world.
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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