We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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