I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
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