You should see what I'm doing to your stuffed animals
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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