I wish I could teleport
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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