Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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