the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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