We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
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