white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
Please tell me how you drunkenly remembered your social security number when we were checking you into the ER.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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