so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I seem to have left my pride at pride
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
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