In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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