Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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